I wouldn't ever charge someone with Copyright Infringement, it's a BS charge, especially when it gets to court, downloading a $20 DVD turning into $250,000 is bullshit.

I suppose though I could always go "All my PS3 and PC games are at my former residence in Canada, and thus are not here with me" lol.

besides, I'll probably do my mandatory 5 years on the beat than transfer to something more in my field of interest... like homicide (as macabre as that sounds), meaning, unless you gents start murdering other pirates for their goods, my legal authority shan't ever cross your path